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@Darlainky: It's like 10,000 goons
When all you need
Is a knight
@_Mo_lee_: Good cop: If you just let us know where the body is, we'll let you go
Bad Batman: Ben Affleck
@MatCro: [Job interview]
"How would you describe yourself?"
"I'd use the appropriate adjectives."
@iamhorcrux: Grading system for students in India:
A - Average
B - Below average
C - Can't have dinner
D - Don't come home
F - Find a new family
@internetluke: "No, no. No! NO!" - guy who invented black ski masks after people started using them for robbing
@iLikeCatShirts: Robocop seems pretty cocky for a guy that can't swim.