@LoneWolfStories: It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up.
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@mattZillaaaa: I love how fresh & clean my bathroom smells after I've killed a spider with a full bottle of windex
@Samiam556: Walks you into the bedroom. Stands you up straight against the wall. *you notice the sign that says "You must be this tall to ride this guy"
@Bad_Ass_Trucker: Me: Did you hear that? Her: Go check it out Me: Are You Crazy? They always kill the good looking people first Her: You'll be alright
@joshgondelman: The best argument for "the sequel is never as good as the original" is birds v. dinosaurs.