@LoneWolfStories: It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up.
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@weinerdog4life: Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know.
@FeelingMervis: I've started an elimination diet, It's where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
@pharmasean: A song called "Baby It's Not *THAT* Cold Outside" where I'm just trying to get the lady to leave