@LoneWolfStories: It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up.
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@mrtruthandsoul: Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: .. Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: ... (Women, take note *ahem* Man's best friend)
@sad_tree: [getting my picture taking with the sports team mascot] "I know you're not really an armadillo"
@GayDeceiver: Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up.