@StrugglesBGbb: It's like my golf instructor thinks I'm mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club.
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@brettminor: It is crazy easy to buy a birthday cake. Even if it is no one's birthday. They don't even check.
@OutOnTheMoors: Opposites don't always attract. I've met several sane and normal people and found nothing about them appealing.
@pleatedjeans: Me: we're throwing a surprise party for Tim Wife: don't you hate Tim? Me: [filling balloons with bees] yes