@StrugglesBGbb: It's like my golf instructor thinks I'm mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club.
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@AbbyHasIssues: I react to the UPS guy delivering my Amazon package the way geese react to people with bread.
@thedayofthedot: there is nothing wrong with being nice, but there is something wrong with being nice to people.
@Chumpstring: GENIE: you have three wishes ME: wow ok gimme a second GENIE: done ME: wait GENIE: sure if that's your wish ME: be quiet GENIE: ME: damn