@SuperApple80: It’s like my kid challenging me to this pillow fight doesn’t realize I’ll swing for the fences.
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@13spencer: I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero.
@Poutymcgee: The cat licks itself and it's cute. I do it and I'm "no longer allowed in the library".
@pauleggleston: I saw a statue of Cinderella today. I didn't like it, but I found the plinth charming.