@SuperApple80: It’s like my kid challenging me to this pillow fight doesn’t realize I’ll swing for the fences.
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@LizHackett: On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking.
@NurseMurderer: Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario &how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream.
@chuuew: Date: I can't believe you never saw titantic Me: To be fair, it did sink before I was born
@facciabella: When someone says "everything happens for a reason," I stab them and laugh, just so they know I understand.