@Vodkantots: It's like my nana always used to say: If you really hate him that much, just marry him and then get fat.
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@petemandik: My first sexual experience occurred in the early 1800s when I was erotically swallowed by a whale.
@hippieswordfish: ME: hah, no way. well, maybe sometimes- or i guess...yes? i don't know, what was the question again INTERVIEWER: are you indecisive
@curlycomedy: Jesus said to love your neighbor, but makes no mention about putting up with their music at 3am.