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@sofarrsogud: It's like my pet hippo doesn't even realise it's my pet.

DOCTOR: Please be quiet while I stitch up your face.

It’s like my pet hippo doesn’t even realise it’s my pet. 

DOCTOR: Please be quiet while I stitch up your face.

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