@GuyThe_Guy: It's like my teeth got in trouble in school & aren't allowed to sit together.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: Wow, you forget to buy beer a few days in a row and suddenly your husband is offering to do the grocery shopping, my plan is working, guys.
@whatmaddness: Traffic fantasy: - Someone does something stupid - I give them "the look" - They learn their lesson - The roads are safer because of me
@Amiigat: The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men...