@Rollinintheseat: It's like nobody at this restaurant appreciates my dramatic reading of the menu.
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@crushingbort: "daddy where do babies come from" "we just don't know, sweetie...*peers through blinds, the sky is dark with babies* "...we just don't know"
@daemonic3: DOCTOR: You should lose some weight ME: Ok I'll consider it VET: Your dog should lose some weight ME: Hey bud, you're going on a diet!
@ZombieProblms: Zombies never bite hipsters. They taste fine. We just don't want to spend eternity hearing them say they became undead before it was cool.
@Mikecanrant: Make sure that nobody ever invades your personal space by constantly hula hooping wherever you go.