@Rollinintheseat: It's like nobody at this restaurant appreciates my dramatic reading of the menu.
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@wolfpupy: no matter what the government says no one can stop you from eating the bugs you find in your garden
@Sarcasticsapien: Interviewer: Where were you born? Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.