@thestlouisan: It's like "society" expects you to wear "different clothes" every day.
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@TheRolo: Me: I would love to sleep with you Her: ok I think we're ready for this [We lay down and nap because we are not perverts like you]
@KevinFarzad: Oh so everyone praises the movie 'Her' but when I loved my Sims everyone was like "we're worried" & "you've been playing 72 hours straight"
@DaddyJew: Cop: you failed to obey the stop sign Me: I got lost in the music C: what song? M: I'd rather not say C: what song?!? M: I saw the sign
@Urfavgoodboy: You wanna take this outside bro? You sure bro? It's awfully chilly bro. Hold on bro, let me grab my scarf.