@thestlouisan: It's like "society" expects you to wear "different clothes" every day.
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@ddsmidt: Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says "oh, you want to see crazy?" Reassure her that you do not.
@KeetPotato: [me giving a tour of pillow factory] guy: "what do you fill the pillows with?" me: [spotting a family of ducks in tour group] "just stuff"
@Schmoodles: I'm doing 'Angry Yoga' tonight. It's just lying on a mat and drinking a bottle of wine as I shout at my thighs.
@amydillon: I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath.