@LuvPug: It's like the people who drive Smart cars don't even realize that other cars are an option.
@poizngrl: My need for caffeine is so bad I'm going to AA for the free coffee
@jazmasta: I'm not crying. I'm just watering my moustache.
@Donna_McCoy: Reduce stage fright with a little vodka before the show.
Bring enough vodka for everyone, and you won't even have to perform.
@BoobsRadley: Hiding from people at parties is my cardio.
@ilovepie84: Tattoos tell a story, like tribal tattoos tell a story of a guy that wears sunglasses indoors.