@LuvPug: It's like the people who drive Smart cars don't even realize that other cars are an option.
@thesulk: Hulu coming to PS3. Finally I can watch TV on my TV.
@Kali_Mura: I killed my twin because she wouldn't admit that she was the evil one.
@warbird622: Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on Twitter right now.....
@gvicks: Why let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance?
@Brianhopecomedy: My wife asked me to get the house ready as her friend is sleeping here tonight so as an optimist our bed now has 3 pillows.