@Sarcasticsapien: It's like the TSA doesn't even care relationships end cause we can't run through the airport and stop someone from getting on a plane.
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@beisswrandon: If he says "you're 1 in a million" it means he either has no knowledge of the world population or he thinks there are 7000 people like you
@markydoodoo: I stab myself a little bit every day to slowly build up an immunity to being stabbed to death.
@BreadFoster: I can't wait until Taylor Swift breaks up with a black guy so she can put out a rap album.
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