@Sarcasticsapien: It's like the TSA doesn't even care relationships end cause we can't run through the airport and stop someone from getting on a plane.
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@ThisLocalHater: [During sex] Me: I know you want me to be "naughty", but I can barely breathe in this Hamburglar costume.
@QueefTornado: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
@RobElliottComic: That show Scrubs is bullshit. Not one person in this hospital joined in my song and dance number.