@withanewname: It's like these people at the liquor store have never seen somebody pay with this much change
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@Abusitron: *runs in out of breath* Friend: what's going on? Me: [heavy breathing] bear with me Friend: Ok *waits* *bear runs in, also out of breath*
@ImABaconDonut: One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. About the same as a common Monday on Earth.