@withanewname: It's like these people at the liquor store have never seen somebody pay with this much change
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@mrtruthandsoul: I'm always two drinks away from digging up my backyard to look for dinosaur bones
@JohnLyonTweets: Fun prank: Wear a baby carrier with a parcel in it. Stand at mailbox and yell OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!