@brennadine: It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside.
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@MrAdamBez: If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money.
@SamGrittner: Imagine coming back to life as a zombie but someone tied your shoes together before you were buried.
@mattZillaaaa: I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20 Until I hang out with 20 year olds Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30
@panmidwest: [My Funeral] "He died doing what he loved… saying 'Cars have to stop for pedestrians,' as he stepped bravely into the crosswalk."