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@causticbob: It's my mate's birthday today. He doesn't drink, smoke, gamble or cheat on his missus. We've got no idea how to celebrate it.

It’s my mate’s birthday today. He doesn’t drink, smoke, gamble or cheat on his missus.  We’ve got no idea how to celebrate it.

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