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@Fred_Delicious: “It’s MY WIIIIFE, it’s now or never” - Borat Jovi
I’m not even remotely sorry
@TheToddWilliams: [shark therapy]
"My girl dumped me & I haven't eaten in days"
There's lots of fish in the sea
"Yeah but...actually that covers everything"
@Pure_Nonsense: My goal is to be a troll as great as this guy one day
@fimoculous: When I run into an old friend, and I have no idea what they’ve been up to, I just say, “I love your podcast.” Haven’t been wrong yet.
@kelkulus: While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough.
@ThisOneSayz: Unlike regular Jiu Jitsu, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu will get you out of a hairy situation.