@NintenDom: It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level.
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@curlycomedy: How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?
@ArfMeasures: [court] ME: Between 10 & 11 p.m. I was having sex JUDGE: Who are you? You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
@juliussharpe: I'll vote for whichever candidate promises to get rid of banner ads that move when you scroll down.