@Dawn_M_: It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars.
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@nachosarah: hey joggers instead of those dumb little shorts you should wear batman costumes so I can feel like my neighborhood is protected
@JohnLyonTweets: My sports-obsessed ex-wife didn't ask me for a divorce. She told me she was trading me for a player to be named later.
@Cheeseboy22: Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
@simoncholland: Let's get married and have kids so instead of enjoying coffee in the morning you can braid hair while I pack lunches and we can all be late.