@Dawn_M_: It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars.
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@ianabramson: I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes.
@KyleMcDowell86: "Is that a banana in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me haha" [i pull a hand full of lasagna out of my pocket] "Actually it's lasagna"
@tastefactory: I left a trail of rose petals leading to the bed and on the bed was a note that said "This is what happens to roses who cross me"