@trevso_electric: It's nice to feel wanted. Even if it's by the FBI.
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@TheTweetOfGod: The entire history of the universe could be seen as a slow growth, expansion and coalescence of consciousness, were it not for Sarah Palin.
@therealeatwood: ME: I’m adorably inept and naïve! CHILD: That’s only cute on Twitter. Get off the floor and take me to soccer.