@MadGamer79: It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.
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@DaveTheAlbino: There's absolutely no way Lady Gaga was born with half an Office Depot hot-glued to her head.
@Jagershot901: Hot singles in your area want you to come over and load their dishwasher correctly.
@DirtyySouthMess: I was singing in the gym shower & the girl in the one beside me started singing along & then suddenly my life became this weird, naked duet.