@TomSchally: It's not a "junk drawer," it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits.
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@primawesome: The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger.
@tnylgn: If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal.
@JasonLastname: Law enforcement's cracking down on texting while driving, but there's no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof.