@TomSchally: It's not a "junk drawer," it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits.
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@mollzbenn: The same friends who used to pressure me as a teen to drink & do drugs now pressure me as an adult to eat chia seeds & do crossfit.
@usermcuserface: Agent: I keep telling you, nobody is making a movie with pirates or elves right now! Orlando Bloom: (through tears) Are you sure?
@AthenaMystique: I'd only convert to Christianity to learn how to turn water to wine. WHADYA MEAN THEY DON'T TEACH YOU THAT? WHAT'S THE POINT, THEN?
@John_M15: The "Slow Children Playing" signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?