@PencilWalrus: "IT'S NOT A RACE, YOU GUYS!" i yell from 6th place
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@hell_doe: what's my dream career? the guy who bakes chickens and hides them in the walls in castlevania. next question
@SolelyB: My husband is going to be so surprised when he finds out the woman I've been sleeping with is way hotter than his girlfriend.
@zachreinert03: One of my buddies lost his right arm in a car accident which is a huge bummer, so much money wasted on tattoos
@ValeeGrrl: After years of marriage & kids I have no idea how I'd handle a 1st date. Just give him a juice box, crackers & an iPad? Do I bring coupons?