@jergarl: It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states.
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@WheelTod: I'd been using my new hand-mirror for over 6 months before I realized it was actually a framed stock photo of a much less handsome man.
@DzNutz83: Heard the local weatherman say, "high in the thirties" & now I know the title to my autobiography.
@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: Can you hold my rubber ducky? Me: *takes the ducky* Why? 4: I dropped it in the toilet.
@laurajennyjo: "I forgot my phone, so what do u want to talk about?" ... *knocks on stall wall* "Hello? Can u hear me?" ... "I like your shoes...Hello?" ..