@jergarl: It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states.
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@Reverend_Scott: Noah: An ark? Full of animals?? God: ... Noah: You even listening?? God: Sorry what? I was checking out the iPhone 6. This thing is garbage.
@thatdutchperson: Me: sorry I can't go to the farmer's market with you. Allergies. Friend: pollen? Me: hipsters.
@wolfpupy: if i was the one who drove the titanic i bet i could have hit at least 3 ice bergs before it sank
@notfolu: I had to delete Facebook because I liked too many pictures of dogs yesterday and now the newsfeed algorithm thinks I care about those people