@jergarl: It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states.
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@FadeAway2: You drink WAY too much, and you have questionable morals . . . me talking to myself in the mirror before going out at night .
@KalvinMacleod: DOCTOR: studies show that social media use reduces attention span ME: that's hard to believe DOCTOR: are you checking your phone? ME: what?
@skickwriter: Six words that strike fear in the hearts of parents everywhere: You've been volunteered as a chaperone