@TheMichaelRock: Amazon Prime is probably the least threatening of all the Transformers.
@ChaseMit: "Can we stop for a second? I forgot everyone's names again." - me, if I was a character on Game of Thrones
@catstronomical: Me:Come in. It's not like I'm a serial killer.
Him:*laughs nervously*
Me: *laughing* u have to murder more than 2 ppl for it to be serial
@CornOnTheGoblin: [purposefully keeps messing up my hot dog eating scene]
director: cut! [sighs] bring in another hot dog, take 11
@bacon_gillepic: Person: you only live once
Me: that is the best news I've heard all day
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