@PaperWash: It's not about retweets or followers, it's about alienating your children so they learn to be independent and responsible
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@cambuslad: Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove.
@AlisWay: ok so when a guy marries four women does he wear four rings or just ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL?
@ByYourLogic: i'm every guy who says he's taking a twitter break for mental health reasons and then returns 6 hours later