@1Happytwit: It's not about the sacrifices you have to make, it's about making sure your knife is sharp and they can't wiggle away.
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@JaneBadall: I've set my hair on fire lighting a cigarette before, so I'm always impressed when the movie-hero walks away from an explosion unharmed.
@FatherWithTwins: I like to torture my kids by buying them a new Xbox game, and then taking them to the zoo all day.
@jasonlight73: I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word "hypothetically"
@OctoberJones: In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the lights and kill one of your work colleagues.