@1Happytwit: It's not about the sacrifices you have to make, it's about making sure your knife is sharp and they can't wiggle away.
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@iJohnKnoxville: Someone needs to open a bar called "The Gym". Then I too can be annoying on Facebook by posting how I'm always at the gym.
@simoncholland: Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves.
@Kyle_Lippert: 911 I JUST SAW TWO TRANSFORMERS FIGHTING "Mr Bay, please stop doing this every time you see a car crash"
@STEELERS1972: So I met this hooker who said she'd do anything for ten bucks . Guess who got his yard cut?