@1Happytwit: It's not about the sacrifices you have to make, it's about making sure your knife is sharp and they can't wiggle away.
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@AComicTragedy: Considering you can be anything you want on the internet, it's amazing how many choose to be stupid.
@goldengateblond: College graduates look awfully happy for people who’ll never have an entire summer off again.
@Parker_Simpson: It concerns me when someone comes out of the bathroom stall and has to wash their hands all the way up to their elbows