@KizerBillhelm: It's not called "Laura the Explorer" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI.
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@M3lissaMcDonald: I just spent the last four hours connecting all of my watches together to make a belt. Complete waist of time.
@myonlymizztake: These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don't tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order.
@01CandyQueen: I hate when people say, "You barely touched your food" like what do you want me to do stroke it?