@dafloydsta: It's not condescending if they're stupid.
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@SkinnerSteven: That old expression: "hold the phone!" doesn't work anymore because everyone is already doing that
@aveuaskew: Is this one haunted? "No" What about that one? "Ma'am, none of the booze is haunted" What kind of wine and spirits store is this?!
@AbrasiveGhost: UK Scientist: We've engineered a new species of cyanobacteria U.S. scientist: We've made pigs in a blanket 50% piggier