@BatBatshitcrazy: It's NOT day drinking if you didn't sleep the night before, mother.
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@MomOfTeen: Not now kids. Mom is racing her rubber duckies in the bathtub and this time I really think Javier is going to win.
@doktorj: Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage.
@qwertying: Like a true gentlemen, I always put women and children first. I hate walking into spiderwebs...
@NoogsCorner: An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians.