@jkrambles: It's not God I dislike, He's cool. it's certain members of his fanclub that rub me the wrong way.
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@NintenDom: It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level.
@KeetPotato: unstable person: "when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth" stable person: "i look after the horses"
@KamaroPayne: My husband doesn't find it nearly as amusing as I do, when I read all your tweets out loud to him. For 2 hours. Douche.
@badbanana: I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying.