@jkrambles: It's not God I dislike, He's cool. it's certain members of his fanclub that rub me the wrong way.
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@HeidiCF8: I licked 8 lollipops and sealed them in ziplocs during my stomach flu if anyone needs to lose 5lbs by the weekend.
@thatdutchperson: [Person who spends 20 hours per week in the gym] "The trick is to drink 8 glasses of water a day."
@offbeatoliv: Milk crates are like a Swiss Army knife for the poor... Need a stool? Milk crate! A bookshelf? Milk crate! A side table? Two milk crates!