@Ristolable: It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it.
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@CaseyMichelle__: Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here
@Michael1979: Bear tip: If a bear is mauling you to death, challenge it to a maths quiz instead (mauling people to death is against the rules in quizzes)
@sageboggs: No Shave November No Deodorant December Lose Your Job January Forget To Pay Rent February Move in With Mom and Dad March