@Ristolable: It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it.
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@sarousti: Hot tip: Apparently it's frowned upon to make the sound effect tssst when being blessed by a priest
@ChickenFrecklez: When ya leave Twitter it's called twittercide. What about Instagram? Instagramicide? IGicide? Instacide? Gramicide? Instadead? Instagone?
@GringoBrulee: Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your hate