@Ristolable: It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Maxine12339: Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better.
@ericarhodes: "What's it like being a female comic?" "Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."
@upsidedowntrash: ME: [outlining corpse] I need other chalk CHIEF: Just use white M: Permission to speak freely C: Go on M: How can I draw the hair w/o yellow