@iRowlf: It's not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you've reached your destination.
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@Angibangie: GOD: How many animals left to make? ANGEL: 2 G: Ok how many aerial locomotion abilities left? A: 1 Flying Squirrel: Dibs! Penguin: WHAT
@yonewt: Searching for that special woman to share my interest in candlelit dinners, walks on the beach, and losing my shit over inanimate objects
@peterjames48: How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix? One? I say one.
@jdforshort: There are some problems in life that can be solved with chocolate....others require a full clip and a shovel.