@iRowlf: It's not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you've reached your destination.
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@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school
@AnkCoupleTO: *skydiving* Jumper: Where's your parachute? Married Guy: Don't need one J: There's no chance of survival MG: Not trying to beat the odds
@rocket_roy: [Lizard Enterprises HQ] Lizard Boss: Um excuse me, do you work here? Snake balancing on 4 toothpicks (nervously): Uh yessir why do you ask?