@samalmightysam: It's not karma, you're just an idiot.
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@mattZillaaaa: This old lady in the grocery store was just giving me the weirdest looks and the worst piggy back ride of my life
@peachesanscream: Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
@KingRainhead: i always wear this epi pen its rly special. my friend gave it to me literally as he was dying it seemed very important to him that i have it
@jwoodham: MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?!