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@samalmightysam: It's not karma, you're just an idiot.
@biorhythmist: "What's up?" asked the guy with literally no sense of direction.
@andrybd: My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer.
@asimplesean: Pretty sure my dog would make a shitty astronaut because space is a vacuum and those tend to scare him
@GrantTanaka: Best thing about drinking in downtown LA is that if u need a bathroom, it's all around you
@retardedwriter: This guy texting in metro besides me keeps covering his phone, like I care about his dinner plans in CP with his girlfrnd "Shona baby"