@LaniBeno: It's not procrastination if I never had any intention of doing it in the first place.
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@ThaJawn: Coworker *parks Prius Coworker 2 *locks bike up Me *bounces by on jumping exercise ball made of recycled tires* POSERS!
@AsgardianRose: The hardest part of being Darth Vader is never being able to sneak up on anyone because your theme music started playing.
@justaride: If you have time-stamped VHS footage of yourself blowing out birthday candles, you'll eventually be abducted.
@michaelianblack: "The ankle so important to a basketball player." Something the announcer just said.