@LaniBeno: It's not procrastination if I never had any intention of doing it in the first place.
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@MelvinofYork: I could be in a store desperately looking for gauze to treat a knife wound and I'd still tell a clerk that approached me I was just browsing
@le_buns: "would u like some dessert?" i ask the moose head above the fireplace "no thanks im stuffed" i reply, in a slightly deeper voice
@Jenny4ashley: 1,000 Ways To Die is so unrealistic. There's no episode where a man asks a woman 'what's wrong?'