@LaniBeno: It's not procrastination if I never had any intention of doing it in the first place.
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@dubstep4dads: ladies say I'm a hamster in the sheets because I squeal when I'm uncomfortable and I leave small pellets in the bed
@Monicann86: My Doberman sits on other dogs to assert dominance. I'm going to try this with my co-workers.
@hipchkk: You know how moray eels can't let go when they bite, and both sets of jaws must be pried off even after they're dead? Don't touch my fries.
@Humor_Fetish: There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.