@CheryeDavis: It's not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
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@ilovepie84: Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge.
@NYC_Blonde: You know that episode of Friends where Joey tries to speak French? That's what I hear when watching the State of the Union Address
@weismanjake: If I were a cop and pulled a woman over for speeding I would keep crying until she let me give her a ticket.
@BuckyIsotope: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE THOR - "here" HULK - "here" IRON MAN - "here" CAPT. AMERICA - "here" USELESS ARROW GUY - ... I SAID- HAWKEYE- I HEARD YOU