@thedayofthedot: It's not really murder if you're already dead to me.
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@Marlebean: That's great about your engagement, promotion and new car. I grabbed the EXACT amount of hangers I needed to put away laundry. Samsies!
@caribbeanaj: I really wanted to remarry the woman I divorced a year ago, but she said I was only after my money.
@theshantilly: The child that I carried in my uterus for 9 months & suffered through 13 hrs of labor for just asked if he could have my pickle. Hell. No.