@DarzieDAMN: It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions. It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them.
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@SamuelHLowe: - You always have to have the last word. - THAT IS A LIE! - OK, I'm sorry. - Spatula.
@0point5twins: "I bumped into your wife yesterday" "Oh, where?" "You know the café opposite the S&M club?" "Yes" "Opposite that café"
@Sal0630: In a perfect world anyone that said they, “literally died,” would drop dead on the spot.
@robwhisman: reminder: the best way to say benedict cumberbatch is to the tune of photograph by nickelback