@PimpleEye: It's not that I don't like drinking, it's just I find that my aim when throwing bottles in your face is allot more accurate when I'm sober.
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@mdob11: Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don't come to work :(
@TheAlexNevil: All the king's horses and men stand over Humpty. Puzzled, they go back to reading the IKEA instructions.
@TheTweetOfGod: 'Twas the day before Lent, and when it was done, not a creature was sober, not even a nun.