@Smug_Lemur: "It's not what it looks like," I say to the bunny noticing my slippers.
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@onion_an: [1st day as judge] Murderer: [waves at me] Me [waves back]: He seems nice Lawyer: He killed six people Me: He probably didn't mean it
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