@MrMildSauce: It's not working. I've napped every day this week at work and not a single raise or promotion. Sleeping my way to the top was a stupid idea.
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@wequiwa: If I wanted a more difficult pet I would choose a bird over a baby any day. At least it's acceptable to day drink with your parrot.
@FatherWithTwins: By the time my 5yo is done with his dinner, it'll be time to start applying to colleges.