@meganamram: "It's not you, it's me." - Humidity, to Heat
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@SodomyClown: The Nationwide commercial didn't make me feel anything but I once dropped my chicken nuggets and cried for an hour and forty minutes.
@2014longview: If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you.
@MollyRingwraith: If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'