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@meganamram: "It's not you, it's me." - Humidity, to Heat
@Jenny4ashley: How to lose weight:
1. Name your kid Weight
2. Take it to the mall
@NourHadidi: What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?
13 seconds of eye contact.
@IamEnidColeslaw: The story of Snow White teaches us something very important: NEVER eat fruit.
@chopper4jk: If I had 9 lives I'd stick my butthole in your face too.
@TheToddWilliams: The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.” uses every letter of the alphabet and is also very judgmental about the dog.