@meganamram: "It's not you, it's me." - Humidity, to Heat
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@sumpeoplelikeit: The person sleeping next to you is statistically more likely to murder you than any other person on the entire planet. Do the dishes.
@KeetPotato: me: [breaks long awkward silence] "so what do you do for a living?" taxi driver: [just looks at me]
@alfageeek: My wife is getting rid of all the clutter. If you see the kids and me standing out by the street, it means we didn't make the cut this year.
@ADDiane: Imagine being a medium and having to talk to dead people as well as living people. That's too many people.