@kelkulus: "It's not you, it's me." - Identical twins arguing over a photo.
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@timdonakowski: Been married six months and I can't even remember the last time I felt lucky on Google.
@SuperJuanderer: Blood is thicker than water. Then again, so is oatmeal, and I would much rather be oatmeal brothers.
@Scott_A_Gilmore: OK, time to put up the tree and spend the next six weeks scolding the cat for playing with the dangly remarkably-cat-toy-like ornaments.
@man_spach: When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance.