@kelkulus: "It's not you, it's me." - Identical twins arguing over a photo.
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@stephanidek: [NYE] ME: *wearing 2017 glasses* OPTOMETRIST: *rubbing his temples* Stephanie your eyesight may be bad but you really only need one pair