@kelkulus: "It's not you, it's me." - Identical twins arguing over a photo.
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@silent_musings: Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
@Breadery: My daughter: I know everything Me: What's the capital of brazil? My daughter: that's a secret
@LittleHarmonica: Men always say they like strong, smart women until you argue with them. And then they're all like: You talk too much....and I want my Mommy.