@byrdie_num_num: It's now politically correct to award kids trophies for last place. On a related note, 'trophy wife' has become rather ambiguous.
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@BestWorstAdvice: If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't comeback, tell everyone she has herpes.
@ericsshadow: [helping a pretty girl change a flat tire] me struggling to loosen lug nuts: Who put these on... Superman? her: I did
@trevso_electric: "Never Have I Ever" is a party game and fun way to find out who shouldn't be donating blood.