@Ideal_Victoria: It's official... My voice is incapable of making, "Thanks. I appreciate that" not sound sarcastic.
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@sofarrsogud: CREATION OF THE WORLD DAY 1 ANGEL: I'm looking forward to watching this project evolve. *awkward silence GOD: We NEVER use that word here
@senderblock23: [someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened
@InternetHippo: GOD: Peter, you will be heaven’s bouncer ST PETER: What the hell, I don’t want— ST BERNARD (whispering): Shut up or he’ll make you a dog
@morebees: when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day