@man_spach: It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
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@lasergirl70: I keep checking my bank account like a hungry person checking an empty refrigerator. Neither one is going to magically be full.
@YourAnMoron: It's pretty impressive that Beethoven could play the piano considering he was a St. Bernard.
@NotthatAdamWest: If you hold the door open for me when I'm more than ten feet away, you aren't doing me a favor. You're making me exercise.