@man_spach: It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
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@MableGertrude: It's funny how you think it's your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep.
@XplodingUnicorn: When my Internet is down for more than 2 minutes, I assume Western civilization has collapsed so I start looting.
@LostFelicia: If you've never gotten stuck in a dress you tried on over your clothes in the middle of a clothing store, then you're not me.
@SortaBad: Sometimes at the airport I'll ask a stranger if they have an iphone charger and if they do I take mine out and say "nice, me too"