@mdob11: 'It's ok, I'm from the internet', I whisper from under your bed as you call the police.
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@LanieLalaBugs: If you can't tell the difference between "erotic" & "exotic" then zoo keeping is definitely not for you.
@_making_friends: me: damnit, i forgot to get my bus fare reimbursed this month sally: go see gary in HR, he's pretty flexible [walks in on gary doing yoga]
@NorCalBratt: "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." Me, to my empty bag of Oreos.
@Tmoney68: Me: Where do you want to eat? Her: Wherever you pick is fine. Narrator: Wherever he picked was not fine.