@mdob11: 'It's ok, I'm from the internet', I whisper from under your bed as you call the police.
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@Illiter8: What possible bit about trying to buy a large number of ice cream containers and two boxes of tampons says I want to chat you up, douchebag?
@daveexplosm: Dogs lick each other's butts to tell each other they like them. Just like politicians