@Sarah__Cortez: It's ok to laugh during sex...just don't point.
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@TheMichaelRock: Shout out to Debra on Facebook for saving lives by letting everyone know that the snow is slippery.
@gianni_bcn: What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have adquired over a.... *Accidentally drops cell phone on the toilet*
@AbbieEvansXO: SERIAL KILLER: you can run but you can't hide ME: [crying] you believe in me more than my track coach ever did