@Jenn_H_Scott: It's okay, everyone. I know my 3yo's screams sound like his leg was run over by a lawn mower, but he's just got some fuzz stuck to his thumb
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@Storminika: You ever drive around with an old person who knows where everything didn't used to be?
@VerbsRProudest: 8: Mama, did you read this story when you were a kid? Me: *smiling* Why yes, I did. 8: It's a really old story then, I guess.
@MartaEffing: Me: They were gone. All of them. Just gone. I've never felt so alone. Therapist: So, after the donuts were gone, then what did you do?
@SweatyJester: If a picture says a thousand words, why do you need 22 hashtags on your Instagram photographs?