@HousewifeOfHell: It's only a matter of time before the zombies are afraid to eat our brains because we're such idiots.
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@Home_Halfway: Sewing: For when you want to stab something 1000 times, but don't want to kill someone.
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@PellMull: Everyone is unique. Except you. You are not unique. You are the only not unique person in human history.
@miffedmim: Ghost: never eats, never sleeps, moans a lot Vampire: sucks the life out of u Werewolf: human w/ fits of howling Child: all of the above