@TeflonPawn: It's only a restroom if you fall asleep in the stall.
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@motrboatr: I do feel bad for some of you who complain about all the unwanted attention you get on Twitter. Maybe you should try notepad, or word.
@HatfieldAnne: The Home Depot guy doesn’t care why we’re buying all this quicklime. Be cool. Stop sweating.
@thatUPSdude: You ask me if I'm drunk? Well just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone using the flash light app on my phone.
@Sassafrantz: [texting] ex: your friends were looking at me really strange at the game. me: yeah well I told them you died in a hot air balloon accident.