@Kobbejaeger: It's possible to suck at everything if you put your mouth to it.
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@SwedishCanary: I've spotted six Pokémon today but I don't have the Pokémon GO app so it may just be that I need my new meds adjusted.
@LindseyEllison2: I want to pick up a hitchhiker before I die. Not like right before I die, but you know.
@partlyfunny: My 11 yo noticed my receding hairline and thought it was hilarious. Until I explained how heredity works.
@KarenKilgariff: LIFE HACK: If a public restroom is locked, violently yank the door handle over and over like a gorilla and never accept that it's occupied