@Kobbejaeger: It's possible to suck at everything if you put your mouth to it.
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@stanleybehrman: Sorry I called you stupid. It was insensitive and heartless of me. I just assumed that you knew.
@JohnLyonTweets: My rum-raisin cake is gluten free. It's also raisin free. And cake free. OK it's just rum.
@EndhooS: Girl: So, your dating profile says you enjoy long walks by the sea & making ur own wine? Jesus: ON Girl: What? Jesus: Long walks ON the sea
@weismanjake: I wonder if celebrity couples have a list of 5 average citizens each of them are allowed to sleep with if they ever get the chance